The Funky Bee

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Saturday, December 11, 2010

Why, thank you Costco!

So, the boy and I ventured out to our local Costco the other day for an industrial package of butter and a few other essentials. It was a quick trip and as we were checking out, the boy in the cart to the left behind the cashier, me, on the right in front of the cashier in order to pay, a very nice gentleman asks me if I'd like a box. Well, of course I would. Box my stuff up my man and make my life a heck of a lot easier. So, the kind man does. And as I swipe my card, sign, retrieve my receipt and start to walk away I finally notice the box that the very kind boxer gave me...


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Oh, ummm...thanks? Holy lord. I had to hold back from laughing. Immature? Perhaps. But all I could think was, "wow, my trash men are gonna get a kick out of this one!" I mean, SERIOUSLY? Was this a joke? I briefly considered switching boxes. I think I even spied a couple of people looking out of the corner of their eye and giggling as we left, but I decided to say, oh...who the heck cares? Yes, I bought condoms. 6,000 of them. What's it to you?

Please, practice safe sex girls and boys!