The Funky Bee

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Saturday, December 11, 2010

Why, thank you Costco!

So, the boy and I ventured out to our local Costco the other day for an industrial package of butter and a few other essentials. It was a quick trip and as we were checking out, the boy in the cart to the left behind the cashier, me, on the right in front of the cashier in order to pay, a very nice gentleman asks me if I'd like a box. Well, of course I would. Box my stuff up my man and make my life a heck of a lot easier. So, the kind man does. And as I swipe my card, sign, retrieve my receipt and start to walk away I finally notice the box that the very kind boxer gave me...

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Oh, ummm...thanks? Holy lord. I had to hold back from laughing. Immature? Perhaps. But all I could think was, "wow, my trash men are gonna get a kick out of this one!" I mean, SERIOUSLY? Was this a joke? I briefly considered switching boxes. I think I even spied a couple of people looking out of the corner of their eye and giggling as we left, but I decided to say, oh...who the heck cares? Yes, I bought condoms. 6,000 of them. What's it to you?

Please, practice safe sex girls and boys!


  • At 11:22 AM, December 13, 2010, Blogger Cold Hands said…

    HAHAHAH! I love this post. I would have been laughing my ass off! You should transport your christmas gifts in that box this year.

  • At 2:24 PM, December 13, 2010, Blogger DanjerusKurves said…

    Looks like something I would have had on my storage shelf back when I still had a sex drive! Definitely good gift wrap! In both senses of the phrase. *kneeslap*

  • At 1:22 PM, December 18, 2010, Blogger Sassy said…

    Love it!! I'm still giggling.
    Use this box with pride my friend!
    Love the idea of using it to haul Christmas gifts...or save it until K goes to school and send in some cupcakes or something in it. THEN if the teacher was a quality one, she could write a blog about it!

  • At 5:19 PM, January 15, 2011, Blogger Oh great One said…

    Ha ha! Too funny!


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