Okay, if I see one more picture of Amy Winehouse and her hideous, jacked up face I am going to throw up!

I am so over this crazy biatch. Every time I get on one of my favorite gossip web sites I am inundated with close up shots of her scratched up arms, her ugly mug with whatever that contagious fungus growing all over it is, and let me tell you, covering up shit like that with makeup looks like spackle...it's not a good look! Her hair is gnarly, her makeup is gross. I don't get it.

Her voice is amazing but you know what...she's not all that. I think she needs to get her face out of the media and go sober up somewhere. And while she's there she needs to find a good dermatologist and make up artist...

You know, because I'm perfect...