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Friday, August 19, 2005

Oh no she diiin't!

uuhhh, yeah, she did. Okay, I don't like Fugly Simpson, ooh and more of her here, I don't get into the teeny bopper, can't sing, music, BUT I am also addicted to trashy magazine's and television and let's face it, I'm not dead people so I know about theeze things.

Anyway...she's going to be in a movie. A REALLY bad movie I might add (as if I had to expand on that one). It's a movie a la Britney Spears/Crossroads! This fine piece of cinematic history in the making (soon to be released at the AFI I'm certain) is called, appropriately enough, Undiscovered!! Ladies and Gents, we are in for a real treat! Not only do we get to see and hear Ashley Simpson's lack of musical talents on a regular basis, we now get to see her lack of acting skillz too! I don't know about you all but I'm pre-ordering my tickets now!

7 Comments:

  • At 2:33 PM, August 19, 2005, Blogger Oh great One said…

    I don't like either of those Simpson girls. *gag*

     
  • At 6:11 PM, August 19, 2005, Blogger wopanese said…

    Better than the Paris Hilton.. but just barely. How do you like getting famous just for being excessively rich and then having some supposed private porn of you get released... like right before your show hits the air - talk about a publicity stunt.

    And now she's the talk of the town...

    What up with Paris' face anyway? I think the aliens visited her mom... she's got that borderline hot/hideous thing goin on full force.. scary.

    But I could be wrong...

     
  • At 9:31 AM, August 20, 2005, Blogger Unknown said…

    I do have to admit that I like Jessica, but Ashlee should give it up already.

     
  • At 7:13 PM, August 20, 2005, Blogger The Humanity Critic said…

    Just passing through, I'm liking the blog by the way.

     
  • At 2:29 AM, August 21, 2005, Blogger HS said…

    Heehee! We really should hang out! I couldn't agree more with you and your views on Fugly! Why do people support garbage?

     
  • At 6:18 PM, August 21, 2005, Blogger Calvin said…

    kill me.. someone kill me.. pleeeease!! gah, on second thoughts kill Fugly there!!

     
  • At 12:06 AM, August 22, 2005, Blogger Andi said…

    All the Simpsons make me nauseous. I have to go gag now just from thinking about them.

     

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