my magical little wrist band
close upI think this wrist band gives me special powers. Over people, over situations...it really does. I think I reduced my boss to a six year old boy because of this thing, seriously!
It also helps that I am kind of obsessed with pirates/skulls and crossbones, etc. Don't ask me why, Pirates are just cool! I think if I ever get another tattoo it will be a skull and crossbones (or my favorite professional football team - but that is a whole other can of worms that we don't need to open)
So really, all I wanted to say is that this wristband gives me special powers! Beware! YYAAARRGGGHHH...
posted by The Funky Bee @ 8/10/2005 11:08:00 AM
8 Comments:
At 11:56 AM, August 10, 2005,
Tim said…
It looks heavy. I bet if you pointed at someone in a rapid enough motion it would rip your hand off. Then you could get a hook hand.
At 2:38 PM, August 10, 2005,
The Funky Bee said…
Hmmm...danjerus you are making me rethink my wrist band's powers. It probably was the boobs...with the combination of the band! woo hoo!
Tim - I don't think I could do the whole hook thing. That would take a lot of getting used to. I would probably gauge an eye out. get it stuck in my behind on those rare occasions when I wear underwares and need to retrieve them from my behind and I don't think the boyfriend would benefit from it either. Yowch!
Storm - thanks! I love it
At 3:01 PM, August 10, 2005,
Richard A said…
Funky Skull&Boner Girl, you may BE from the DC area, but you gotta be a soulmate of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and fans! Tampa Bay is all about parties & paraphernalia of Pirates & Wenches! Check out our Jose Gasparilla Pirate Parade all February long! I'll send you some artifacts if you can figure a safe way to get mail to you. (P.O. Box?)
Hey, might find something you could use in an HNT pic!!
At 1:03 PM, August 11, 2005,
Unknown said…
Do little web-like thingys shoot out from your bands?
How.... spidey-rific!
At 6:54 AM, August 12, 2005,
The Conservative UAW Guy said…
You need to visit Steve and I at Steve the Pirate.net!
At 6:55 AM, August 12, 2005,
The Conservative UAW Guy said…
Do you have any more of those wrist bands?
Oh, yeah...Aaaaaarrrrrr..
At 10:02 AM, August 12, 2005,
MomThatsNuts said…
could you use your powers to banish my evil father in law?? lol j/k cute cute !!
Mom
At 12:14 AM, August 16, 2005,
The Funky Bee said…
Conservative - your site is groovy...the wrist band is from a store called 'Hot Topic'. I would get you one but they are kind of 'gay' for males, if you know what I mean...
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