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So...my company is getting on the "green" wagon these days. In doing so they've installed these water saving toilet handles in the bathrooms but they are so weird and confusing - yes, I have a small brain!

Anyway, the idea is to use only the water that you "need" in terms of what you have "produced" in the bathroom. So, when you have just liquid waste, you pull the handle upward. When your waste is "solid" you push down on the handle. Do you know how hard it is to train a woman that has been pushing/stepping down on public toilet handles for 30 years to make a conscious effort to either pull it up or push it down? And, don't you think that since the most common extraction is urine that you would do the most natural flushing technique, which to me is downward? I mean, could they make it any more difficult? I swear I have a panic attack every time I go to the bathroom now trying to figure out which way I'm supposed to flush. The whole thing is just yucky! I mean, the most I've ever had to think about in the bathroom is "The Cast of Dirty Dancing, Where are they Now?" in my People magazine. I can't take this kind of pressure in the bathroom, I just can't!