This weekend was great. It felt long, in a good way, and I can't remember EVER feeling like a regular old weekend felt long.

Friday night The Sweet One and I made dinner at home and did a lot of nuttin.

Saturday was the dreaded shower and believe it or not...it was SO NICE! Even the white trash family was great and gained my weak ass sympathy. I thought as i left (full of mimosas and white wine) they're really not that bad, they'll probably have a great time at the wedding. I'm sure I'll live to regret my empathy for said white trash. My step mother and my cousin hooked it UP. The decorations were beautiful, the "games" weren't stupid and lame, the food and drinks were out of this world, and I got some GREAT gifts. I couldn't have asked for a better shower.

There were a couple of funny things that were so indicative of the white trash that were in attendance. There was a small book put together where everyone included a small note to "the bride to be"...or ME...one of the notes said, and i paraphrasing because I don't have it in front of me: "As Jerri Hall once said, Be a Lady on the street, and a WHORE in the bedroom...and in the hallway, the kitchen, the living room..." YEAH! I was thanking the lord that I didn't decide to read those out loud...

The other was while I was opening my gifts. My step-mother's, step-mother (yeah, I know, whatever...) my step-grandmother...? Got me some really nice things off of my registry. Then, I noticed a lovely apron in the bag. I thought maybe she made it...well - she decided to let me know that there was a story that went along with it...OH NO...She said "One day, when your husband calls you and tells you that he's had a really bad day, greet him at the door with ONLY the apron on". Needless to say I was a LITTLE embarrassed. I mean, shit! It was FAMILY TIME right? Oh well...

On that note, I don't know what my deal is but I've been such a little horn dog lately. I don't know what's going on. The mere thought of TSO makes me ready to go. I have been all over him this weekend. I'm sure he's not complaining and if I went into details I would probably make some of you blush - some of you would probably just scoff at us (Steph) - but DAAAAAMN, I'm almost sore but uhhh...ready for more! Whooo...by the way...sex with your shoes on is a definite "yes" for men! Believe me, there will be NO complaining there. Isn't it funny how it's okay for females but creepy for men! uhhh, yeah. Anyway, enough from me. I had a great weekend. Hope everyone else had a great weekend too!