OH MY GOD! Someone is eating McDonald's fries...I can smell them and it's making me want to jump over the cube in search of them! What IS it with those damn fries? Why are they so delicious? The smell alone is intoxicating. I hope you can't gain weight just from the smell...fuck, chances are you can!
posted by The Funky Bee @ 3/06/2006 01:55:00 PM
5 Comments:
At 2:03 PM, March 06, 2006,
Sassy said…
MMM I can smell them too! I figure I don't need to eat them though, I must as well just smear them on my ass, since that's where they will end up.
At 5:54 PM, March 06, 2006,
The Funky Bee said…
Sassy - I should just stop eating and instead rub all food that I intended to eat on my ass...maybe I'll actually lose weight that way!!
Greep - Oh my GOD you are so right. That is totally how it happens. That fucking smell just gets into your brain and then i really do want to kill myself after eating them. You buy them and you eat them even though they taste like cardboard and have probably been sitting under the heat lamp all day. goddamnmuthafuckingshit! I want some french fries NOW!
At 6:18 PM, March 06, 2006,
Oh great One said…
I love their fries too! AT least when they are fresh. Most of the time I get the old soggy ones.
At 1:40 AM, March 08, 2006,
Tatyanna (and Dorian too) said…
I ADORE their fries. I don't even care if they're all nasty and taste of chicken nuggets, like they were fried together. I will eat the black crunchy bits, all of them!!! And I'm not fat, so don't worry about it!
BTW, I found your blog through The Sassy One's. Just thought I'd say hi and I love your writing style. Drop by mine anytime.
PS...may I ask what a chumado is?
At 1:42 PM, March 08, 2006,
Calvin said…
mmm.. fries. damn, now i'm hungry! :-P
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