I Know, I Know...
There's something on my forehead...
Yes, it's that time of year again. Mardi Gras is over, the partying has ceased. Lent has begun with the ever popular Ash Wednesday.
Below is a picture of what you would think you would see on parrishoner's heads after leaving Ash Wednesday mass. Below that is a picture of MY FOREHEAD! It is without fail every year that I end up with a mess of black ash on my head. It's like the priest picks me out and says, "Ahh, yes, this one will be my masterpiece!"
I swear I felt the ashes falling all over my face. I even had to blow them off my chest. I knew from that moment on that today was not gonna be my day. So far, and I won't go into any boring details, but my theory hasn't been wrong. I hope no one can see the red nail polish that is all over my jeans....
HAPPY ASH WEDNESDAY EVERYONE! Now go fast or eat some fish or something...
Yes, it's that time of year again. Mardi Gras is over, the partying has ceased. Lent has begun with the ever popular Ash Wednesday.
Below is a picture of what you would think you would see on parrishoner's heads after leaving Ash Wednesday mass. Below that is a picture of MY FOREHEAD! It is without fail every year that I end up with a mess of black ash on my head. It's like the priest picks me out and says, "Ahh, yes, this one will be my masterpiece!"
I swear I felt the ashes falling all over my face. I even had to blow them off my chest. I knew from that moment on that today was not gonna be my day. So far, and I won't go into any boring details, but my theory hasn't been wrong. I hope no one can see the red nail polish that is all over my jeans....
HAPPY ASH WEDNESDAY EVERYONE! Now go fast or eat some fish or something...
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posted by The Funky Bee @ 2/06/2008 09:44:00 AM
5 Comments:
At 10:21 AM, February 06, 2008,
Cold Hands said…
Oh goodness! I hope your day gets better!!! Did you totally pig out yesterday because I would have!
Red nail polish on your jeans? Do tell!
At 11:30 AM, February 06, 2008,
Oh great One said…
I'm so sorry. I had to giggle when I saw your um "masterpiece". Oh my goodness! I hope things look up from there!
At 4:04 PM, February 06, 2008,
Anonymous said…
What, no photo of your bodacious tatas with ash on them? :D
At 11:12 PM, February 06, 2008,
Chick said…
It's a masterpiece...beautiful!
At 6:02 PM, February 07, 2008,
Andi said…
Wow, it's like one of those ink blots that you have to look at really hard to figure out what it is. Hmm. Talented priest!
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