It's humiliating story time girls and boys...

Okay, it's a good thing I enjoy sharing my most embarrassing experiences with complete strangers all over cyberspace. And lucky for you there are no pictures to go along with this post!

So, like most women I know, I like to stay trim and slim down below, if you know what I mean! Now I of course take the appropriate actions - shaving, waxing, you know...the normal stuff, but sometimes you must go above and beyond or should we say below and beyond. Anyway, you have to do bush maintenance if you will... I am no fan of 70's bush (NSFW).

The other day I got out my trusty trimming scissors, or my bush trimmers as I like to call them - yes I have a special pair just for this special little area. Got prepared to make it all puuurdy down there, began a little snip here, a little snip there and then I heard a much BIGGER snip and realized that I actually snipped my SKIN! Yes, that's right. I slashed my most intimate of areas all in the name of vanity! They say that fashion hurts some times but this one really stung.

I think I went into shock. I don't want to get too too graphic but there was a flap of skin and I just kept hearing the sound of scissors cutting through flesh over and over in my mind. I kind of wanted to hurl. It wasn't down below - below. It was more towards the underwear line. I guess if I wore underwear this would make more sense but I'm trying to get as specific and describe the situation as well as I can without grossing you all out too badly. So I inspect. There's skin. There's blood. I'm sad. I immediately put a little baby band-aid on the spot. It was kind of cute to be honest with you, but at the same time I now have an ugly, scary CUT in my area! This is the kind of thing you see in movies. I laugh at the trimming challenged and here I am cutting up the petunia like a Soprano after a hit!!

Ladies and gents please join me in mourning the injury of pretty petunia pussy. May she get well soon! Oh and as a public service announcement, PLEASE be careful when trimming - that goes for you man-scapers out there too!