i have a new trick...

If I lean my head forward too far, which keeps happening because I think someone stuck a lead weight in my forhead while I slept, snot comes running out of my nose like a little river! Isn't that nice?

Now I will die please...

did I mention that I'm at work? yeah, I'm an idiot! If I would have gotten all of my work done earlier I could be home but noooo! I suck. I have a ton of shit to get done before I can comfortably go home but it's all gonna suck because you can't do good work with an elephant sitting on your head! I don't know if I've mentioned that I work for a television network before but I do, and I write some things that go on air. I would love to tell you all where I work so you could tune in to hear some of the hilarity because whatever I write today should not end up on air...but it will!

Okay I'm done. Being sick on the weekend SUCKS! I must fight through it. I must drink this cold away! there are too many football games to attend this weekend....